Seriously though,

Its fucking hot outside so I put on a dress. This in no way whatsoever means that
A.) you can gawk and whistle like I’m a one legged retard dog.
B.) you can call me “baby” or “mami” and expect me to turn around like my parents just so happened to name me that for your convenience.
C.) you can slow down as I’m waiting to cross the street and invite me into your car like pedophile on the first day of school.

I’m hot as a mother fucker and am sweating my chest balls off so back off creepers before the heat makes me curse you out.